My Candle Burns at Both Ends

ladyshinga:

Did you know that the words "I’m going to go to bed fairly early and get some sleep because I have a busy day ahead of me" actually has the EXACT same meaning as “I’m going to stay up late and fuck around on the internet for a few hours”? English is such a weird language.

teenytinychild:

if (kaytranada remix) - janet jackson

dprobeats:

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